Oh No!!! I’m Up the Creek Without My Wine Tee
When the paddle’s gone and the glass is empty… this tee says it all. A hand-drawn canoe skims the water with your custom red line underneath (e.g., My Wine, My Coffee, My Sanity). Easy laugh, everyday comfort.
Personalization
Type your text for the red line (example: My Wine).
Limit: up to 18 characters. Printed exactly as typed (spelling & CAPS).
Submissions with profanity or trademarked names may be declined.
Returns on Customized Items
Personalized/custom products are final sale and not eligible for return or exchange due to size, color preference, or change of mind. Please double-check spelling, punctuation, and capitalization—your text is printed exactly as typed.
Production issue? If your item arrives defective, misprinted, damaged, or incorrect, contact us within 14 days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. After review, we’ll reprint or refund the affected item. Normal color variation and minor placement tolerances aren’t considered defects.
Shipping
USA orders: Ships domestically from the USA with tracking. If you also order a mug or hoodie, items may arrive in separate packages.
Packing slips don’t show prices. No customs forms on domestic U.S. shipments.
Materials
100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color).
Fit
Unisex retail fit. True to size; size up for a relaxed look.
Print
DTG (direct-to-garment) for crisp detail and a soft hand.
Care
- Wash cold, inside-out with like colors
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on print
Details
- Ribbed crew neckline, shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
- Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing
Manufacturers Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron/steam/dry on medium heat; avoid the print area
- Do not dry clean
Tip: lay a favorite tee flat and measure across the chest; compare to the chart above. Between sizes? Choose the larger for a relaxed fit.
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
